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Are laundered and regular cash tied in any way? They both seem to go up at the exact same rate even if they are supposedly earning different amounts. For example: Cash is at 11.58M/sec, Laundered money is at 76.79M/sec, but both are going up at the same rate. This issue seems to be fixed if I click out of the game long enough for the Welcome Back screen to show up... but then comes back if I spend all my money again.

JmPrsh153 responds:

the cash goes up and you spend that, the cash can be taken away etc... but if you have laundered cash amount thats the same as cash then when it comes to your cash being taken away, there wont be any cash to take... the rate of each should be determined on their own per/sec etc so we will double check incase of a bug

I would really like to see this game with rooms other than a large perfect cube! I want to see a donut room, a long hallway, some kind of 3D maze maybe? If the environment had obstacles it would be great! Please add more maps! You know what would be really cool? If the walls expanded or contracted as you progressed. There should be a time trial mode, where there are a set number of collectables you try to get as fast as you can, and in that mode perhaps you just collect dots that already fill the area, so you don't have to waste time looking for where they spawned.

JimGiant responds:

Great ideas. There's a couple of new levels coming in the next update but complex maps will be coming later.

A really nice game. Plays very well with a gamepad too. The only thing I didn't like was how fast you seem to die... This is probably just because I wasn't noticing how much health I was losing. Maybe add a screen effect when you're low on health? Also, I think extra lives or checkpoints could be a good addition.

SeethingSwarm responds:

Thanks! A screen effect for when you're low on health is a great idea! Glad you like the game and thanks for the review, feedback and nice score! :)

This game might have been a whole lot better if it were more like a bullet-hell type thing. Clicking torrents of chibis rather than just one at a time. Something more like a Touhou game, ehh?

Am I just playing this wrong, or what?

These zombies are way too overpowered. I could only get to wave 8, and my car was always broken. How the hell are we gonna beat this game if 2 shotgun blasts to the face doesn't kill a zombie? These weapons aren't powerful enough, the zombies are too resilient, too fast, too many spawn at once.

Dear PENIS MUNCHER,

HARDER! You have been accepted at Sir PENIS SLAPPP's school of Hard Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 1-headed unicorn named Unsided Software who will show you around the campus, clean your M16, and scratch your face off.

Before school begins in 1592, you will need to go to Canamexico. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling AIDS and Simple masterbating Spells classes.

Your lab partner will be car. She's an expert at conjuring my-flavored condoms out of eyes and penises of my mother, so we're sure you'll get along well.

We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical my balls Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, David Bowie. We anticipate seeing you at 2092!

Great game

You should make it so that if you skip the correct act, Judas is not an apostle. Therefore Jesus lives!

You don't get it

Just because it's your first flash doesn't make it okay for it to be crappy. Your flash should be held up to the same standard as everyone else's.

1 minute; 29 seconds

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH! Good game, low replayability.

Am I missing something?

I can't seem to get enough money for anything, or be able to survive more than 3 levels past the first turret. I would very much appreciate some help.

Raised in the independent art community online and off, I love art and the artists who create it.
My medium is game programming, but my games aren't quite ready for NG...

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